All you guys out there reading this: this Valentine's Day, get her a bazooka! Or a bow and arrow! She could have been into weapons the entire time you've gone out with her and you didn't even realize it until now!
You don't have a tablet, Steve? It looks pretty awesome o.OI always find that pic as proof Sam doesn't have a tail.Max is adorable."Want to touch my loooove bazuka?"
Well, Max does have the heart of an innocent young waif. He keeps it in the minifridge in a pickle jar next to the squeezy cheese and jackelope jerky.
I bet Max's bazooka's more effective than the typical ''love arrow''